You know, I can think of one positive thing that might come of the whole corporate lobotomy the Internet’s gonna receive:
They say that people nowadays have less real life friends because they’re more inclined to stay indoors, which as we know is the most gratuitous picture of Tumblr there is. So, I guess since the internet’ll suck so much that we don’t want to use it, those of us who have trouble socially will get to learn how to make friends, or more friends, or generally have a more tight knit social circle than we used to.
